Is this glass half full or half empty? Is it even a glass? What is water? What if it was fire instead?
The progression of these questions may seem odd, but thatâ€™s just how you start thinking about Apple survey results if you write for CNBC.
Todd Haselton gives us the bad news where by â€œnewsâ€� we mean â€œa wild guessâ€� and by â€œbadâ€� we mean â€œgoodâ€�.
â€œNobody wants to buy a $1,000 iPhone, Barclays says.â€� (Tip oâ€™ the antlers to Kendall Lister and Philip Speicher.)